Thursday, September 29, 2011

Be Yourself


Life is full of uncertainties. We'll never know out times on earth is up until its over.
So take many photos, laugh hard, take time to look at the stars, smell the roses, sing aloud, give your best SMILE to the strangers.

Forgive and Love like you've never been hurt. Because every 60 seconds you spent is a minute of happiness that you cannot get back...

Life is short so don't hold back.
Forgive like you have an amnesia, believe like a kid, LOVE like Crazy &
Be Yourself...

RJL

Be Yourself

life is full of uncertainties.
We'll never know our time on earth is up until its over.

So take many photos, laugh hard, take time to lo0k at the stars, smell the roses, sing aloud, give a stranger your best SMILE.

Forgive and love like you've never been hurt because every 60 sec0nds you spent is a minute of happiness that you cannot get back! Cheers!


Life is short so don’t hold back. Forgive like you have amnesia, believe like a kid, love like crazy, and be yourself.

Lets Live our LIFE to the fullest....be HAPPY and ALIVE!

LOVE LESSONS

1. Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka niya...
2. Huwag mong bitawan ang isang bagay na ayaw mong hawakan ng iba...
3. Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang...
4. Huwag na huwag kang hahawak kung alam mong may hawak ka na...
5. Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit kailangan mong ipagsiksikan ang sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo, may hagdan naman ayaw mo lang pansinin...
6. Kung maghihintay ka ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo, dapat lumandi ka rin...
7. Hiwalayan mo na kung di ka masaya, walang gamot sa pagiging tanga kundi pagkukusa...
8. Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo lang, malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang...
9. Pag di ka mahal ng mahal mo huwag kang magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao ding mahal ka at di mo mahal, kaya quits lang...
10. Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa, kasi di ka naman talaga magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo yung una...
11. Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong friendly, sweet, flirt, pa-fall o paasa...

Monday, September 26, 2011

THE CYCLE


shorts fiction's friction:

"we are all amazing sellers... bad thing we sell ourselves too much."


You’re gorgeous and your face is riveting. Many people say that you can make a good advertising model, but then they will say your height might be a problem but your face is good for print ads. Of course you believe them. You’ll believe the flattery they throw at you. Or maybe you just show them that you believe with whatever they tell you.
Then you met for the first time the guy you've been exchanging messages in planetromeo for three weeks. You were relieved to find out that he was not a bogus. He looked exactly the same with the picture he gave you...only much better in person. He was a 27 year old tall, mestizo athletic guy. Fair and smooth and drives a blue Honda civic. (Thank GOD! A certified yuppie.)
He arrived at Starbucks five minutes late while you came in thirty minutes earlier to enjoy your coffee, earphones plugged in to cancel out the nonsense, unintelligible chatter and tittle-tattle of the stereotyped bisexuals and agents who frequents the shop. Your handsome acquaintance greeted you like he knows you. Then you noticed that he smiles like he was so pleased to meet you. He looked at you with prurient gaze when you're not looking. He ordered himself a coffee and when he returned the usual eyeball-lets’- get-to-know-each-other-conversation commenced. Your conversation ended up with him asking you for a dinner, tabs on him.

You knew how the night will end but you want to make it a wholesome one. So the two of you parted ways where he got the chance to drive you home. Now he knew where you live and the kind of life you might be having and he is starting to brew mental judgments as he asked you if you’re alone tonight. You were very aware of this implication based on the common questions asked by supposedly "wholesome guys" but in actuality, sleazy, to which you retorted "my sister's home", a quick lie to dismiss him.

Weeks passed and the two of you kept texting each other. Praising each other's pictures on facebook. He calls you at night to say goodnight. Movie dates were always scheduled on weekends and inside the movie house, on your first movie date, he held your hand, squeezed it and he cupped your glorious face in his palms and kissed your soft thin lips for the first time. It was a sweet five-minute kiss and you’re starting to fall----in his trap.

You knew how it will end yet you were so optimistic believing that this was different. That he might not be swimming with the current and is actually sincere with clean intentions. You were exclusively dating and one night he invited you to his pad to watch “50 first dates” because he haven’t seen it yet to which you accepted because you too haven’t seen it. You thought that he was just being romantic and all. The two of you drove back to his pad with burger and fries from McDonalds and you started to watch the flick. He embraced you while you fed him, occasionally, with fries. At the middle of the movie he started to kiss you and you kissed back. And his lips crawled down to your neck then he started to unbutton your shirt and gently rubbed your bulge and now he is licking your red and horny nipples. Both of you are now naked while the movie kept playing. He had a muscular body with six pack abs. You can tell that he works out hard. Then he licked every nook and cranny of your body like a hungry little boy excited to taste his first Popsicle. You moaned in ecstasy. You licked him, too. Then he straddled your legs in his shoulders and fucked you like there's no tomorrow. "You’re so tight, baby", he whispered then jerked you off until both of you came. That night, your relationship was already official.

Weeks passed again but the movie dates became more infrequent. Instead he invited you to his house to watch movie there. Then in the middle of it, you two made love. On your first monthsary he treated you in an expensive restaurant then went back to his pad and made love again. It only lasted for three months and within those months its all about dinner, sex, date, sex, short talk, sex, eat, sex, a quickie in his car or in a bathroom bar and would tell you now "make it tight, baby". (any bottom would become loose with his thick 6.5 dick. ) Then gradually he became cold.

He doesn’t text you anymore, he doesn’t answer your call whatever time of the day it was. He’s not even online on planetromeo, but you knew he's only on invisible mode. Then you started to become frantic but told yourself that you'll soon get to the bottom of this. On your fourth monthsary he called you and said that the relationship won’t work and the two of you be better off as friends. He didn’t explain why. It was as if just because he's not ready. Then you cried a little but told yourself, “boys don’t cry, he’s just a boy” and when you went to Figaro to meet your best friend to get your mind off from the situation, you saw him. You saw him with another guy much cuter and taller than you. Now your best friend appraoched you, tagging along a guy with him saying "Hey Brad! This is Mike. I met him on downelink. I have arranged a dinner date for the two of you." Then your best friend pointed to Mike's car: a honda civic, only that it is white. Now, should you be optimistic or expect the cycle to repeat again? You stood up and left them and texted your best friend. "Don’t follow me. I’ll just call you next week".

END

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

LOVE LESSONS 1

1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."

11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."

13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."

15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by
accident or talagang tanga ka..

ABOUT MEN

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.

If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is
Don't stay because you think "it will get better"
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up..

Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior.* Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
Even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...
Compromise is two way street.

You need time to heal between relationships. ..
There is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. ..
Look for someone complimentary. ...not supplementary.

Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted

Never move into his mother's house.. Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.*
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of men stay in relationships that are abusive or hurtful

You should know that:
You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone and if a man mistreats you, he'll miss out on a good thing. If he was attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he's not the only one.

They're all watching you, so you have a lot of choices.

Make the right one...

Monday, September 5, 2011

THE BIG GAY RULES

GAY Rule No1:
Whenever you are dancing in a gay club you must mime every word to the song and physically act out the lyrics with your hands and feet. It is the law!

GAY Rule No2:
Whatever you do, you must sleep with all of your gay friends (except the ugly ones).

GAY Rule No3:
Never fall in love with your friends, as it can only lead to pain and awkwardness.

GAY Rule No4:
Openly show disdain for sex-hunting apps such as PR/Gindr, whilst secretly having it on your phone. Hypocrisy about sex is vital for a young gay man.

GAY Rule No5:
Fall into a deep and committed relationship within your first year of being an ‘out’ gay man, telling everyone with ears that he is ‘The One’, before cheating on him five weeks later because you’re ‘bored’.

GAY Rule No6:
Frantically obsess over your body image, whether this means going to the gym every day or closely monitoring your daily calorie intake. Homosexuals have absolutely no time for men who are comfortable in their own skin and it will not be tolerated.

GAY Rule No7:
Listen up boys because this rule is genuinely serious. Whatever you do or whomever you do, always get tested for STIs and HIV regularly. It’s your duty as a good gay man to ensure you are healthy and that your partner(s) also remain so.